paddington and winnie the pooh would be best friends and i’ll fucking fight anyone who dares to disagree
wait.
you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal
Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette
i’m just a fool that loves heart-shaped things
awards season is NOT about movies and NOT about artistry. it’s, and i cannot stress this enough, about pretty women in dresses
trans man shaggy confirmed thanks
Scuttles into a pet store with no money
me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts
my cat spilled a whole fucking pot of glitter what the f-
You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”
Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that


